IN THE ARMY
They say that in the army the coffee's migthy fine It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine a chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the biscuits are mighty fine one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the trainings mighty fine last night there were ten of us, now theres only nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine they give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go But they won't let me go Oh lord I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
A LITTLE MOUSE
A little mouse with little feet was perched upon my toilet seat I pushed him in I flushed him down I watched him spin round and round
COUNT CADENCE
Count cadence Delay cadence You know you can't count (one) All you soilders (two) You better do your best (three) Before you find yourself (four) In the leaning rest (one) Hit it (two) Kick it (three) Stab it (four) Kill it (one,two,three,four,one,two,three,four) We like it here We love it here We finally found a home!! Ahome A home We've finally found a home A home A home A home away from home HEY!!
What The Army's Done To Me
Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go Momma,momma can't you see what the armys done to me They took away my faded jeans Now I'm wearing Army greens Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go Momma,momma can't you see what the Armys done to me They put me in a barber's chair I turned around, I had no hair Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go Momma,momma can't you see What the Armys done to me I used to drive a Cadillac Now I pack it on my back Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go Momma,momma, can't you see what the Armys done to me I used to date a beauty queen Now I hug my M-16 Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go Momma,momma, can't you see what the Armys done to me I used to drive a Chevrolet Now im walking all the way Chorus: Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa we gotta go Momma,momma can't you see what the Armys done to me Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
GRANNY
When my granny was 91 She did PT just for fun 92 She did PT better than you 93 She did PT better than me 94 She did PT more and more 95 She did PT to stay alive 96 She did PT just for kicks 97 She up and died and went to heaven
C-130
C-130 rolling down the strip Airborne daddy on a one way trip Mission uncertain, destination unknown We don't know if we're ever coming home Stand up,hook up, shuffle to the door Jump right out and count to four If my main don't open wide I got another one by my side If that one should fail me too Look out ground I'm coming through Slip to the right and slip to the left Slip on down, do a PLF Hit the drop zone with my feet apart Legs in my stomach and feet in my heart If I die on the old drop zone Box me up and ship me and ship me home Pin my wings upon my chest Bury me in the leaning rest If i die in the Spanish Moors Bury me deep with a case of Coors If i die in Korean mud Bury me deep with a case of Bud If i die in a firefight Bury me deep with a case of Lite If i die in a German blitz Bury me deep with a case of Schlitz If i die, don't bring me back Just bury me with a case of Jack
