IN THE ARMY
They say that in the army the coffee's migthy fine
It looks like muddy water and tastes like turpentine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the chow is mighty fine
a chicken jumped off the table and started marking time
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the biscuits are mighty fine
one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the trainings mighty fine
last night there were ten of us, now theres only nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh Lord, I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
They say that in the Army the pay is mighty fine t
hey give you a hundred dollars and take back ninety-nine
Chorus:
Oh Lord, I wanna go
But they won't let me go
Oh lord I wanna go hoo-hoo-hoooome EH!
A LITTLE MOUSE
A little mouse
with little feet
was perched upon
my toilet seat
I pushed him in
I flushed him down
I watched him spin
round and round
COUNT CADENCE
Count cadence
Delay cadence
You know you can't count
(one) All you soilders
(two) You better do your best
(three) Before you find yourself
(four) In the leaning rest
(one) Hit it
(two) Kick it
(three) Stab it
(four) Kill it
(one,two,three,four,one,two,three,four)
We like it here
We love it here
We finally found a home!! A home A home
We've finally found a home
A home
A home
A home away from home HEY!!
What The Army's Done To Me
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
Momma,momma can't you see
what the armys done to me
They took away my faded jeans
Now I'm wearing Army greens
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
Momma,momma can't you see
what the Armys done to me
They put me in a barber's chair
I turned around, I had no hair
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
Momma,momma can't you see
What the Armys done to me
I used to drive a Cadillac
Now I pack it on my back
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
Momma,momma, can't you see
what the Armys done to me
I used to date a beauty queen
Now I hug my M-16
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
Momma,momma, can't you see
what the Armys done to me
I used to drive a Chevrolet
Now im walking all the way
Chorus:
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa we gotta go
Momma,momma can't you see
what the Armys done to me
Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa, we gotta go
GRANNY
When my granny was 91
She did PT just for fun
92 She did PT better than you
93 She did PT better than me
94 She did PT more and more
95 She did PT to stay alive
96 She did PT just for kicks
97 She up and died and went to heaven
C-130
C-130 rolling down the strip
Airborne daddy on a one way trip
Mission uncertain, destination unknown
We don't know if we're ever coming home
Stand up,hook up, shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
If my main don't open wide
I got another one by my side
If that one should fail me too
Look out ground I'm coming through
Slip to the right and slip to the left
Slip on down, do a PLF
Hit the drop zone with my feet apart
Legs in my stomach and feet in my heart
If I die on the old drop zone
Box me up and ship me and ship me home
Pin my wings upon my chest
Bury me in the leaning rest
If i die in the Spanish Moors
Bury me deep with a case of Coors
If i die in Korean mud
Bury me deep with a case of Bud
If i die in a firefight
Bury me deep with a case of Lite
If i die in a German blitz
Bury me deep with a case of Schlitz
If i die, don't bring me back
Just bury me with a case of Jack
HIP HOP LOLLIPOP
Hip Hop Lolly Pop
Let me hear yo left foot drop
That's mighty fine , Let me hear that 3 more times
Can't hear, Much Better
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Hip Hop Lolly Pop
Let me hear yo left foot drop, right drop, both drop, now stomp yo left and drag yo right
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Black-n-Gold @ the 
